Entries from the road

The Ringmaster's Ledger

Some fairs arrive by road. This one arrives by rumour.

The first lantern was lit at a crossroads no map remembers. One wagon became three; the three acquired a wheel of stars, a kettle and a gate. Wherever a question lingered, the fair found room to stop.

We keep no timetable. The gates open for those with a ticket and something still to ask. What follows is the ledger of our arrivals.

On the evening of the red moon

Madame Skuska

Madame Skuska arrived after the musicians had packed away, carrying a carpetbag, a deck of cards and a chair for someone who was late. She set the chair at an empty table. By morning, a plum-coloured tent had grown around it, complete with a kettle already boiling.

The Ringmaster offered her a place on the programme. She turned over a card and asked whether he wanted the answer or the comfortable version. He crossed out the word programme and wrote her name in this book. The spare chair still waits; occasionally, a visitor recognises it.

During the winter of brass rain

The Brass Augur

The crate was addressed to whoever had been asking the wrong question. Inside stood an automaton in a green coat, with ivory cheeks, brass knuckles and a clockwork heart that ran seven minutes slow. The Ringmaster wound it. The machine politely asked him to stop rushing.

Its first fortune arrived on a strip of paper too long for the printing mechanism. Its second was a question. Since then, the Brass Augur has accepted one coin at a time and refused every attempt to improve its manners. The small drawer beneath its astrolabe contains things that have not happened yet.

On a Tuesday that repeated

Domenica the Incredible

Domenica reached the gates with a notebook, a pendulum and a feather she insisted had been following her. The weather vane turned towards her before the wind did. She thanked it for the directions and asked where we kept the signs nobody could explain.

We gave her a pavilion and a basin of water. Before supper, the candle wax had drawn a map and the tea leaves had named the missing cook. Domenica wrote neither discovery down. Her notebook is reserved for the questions that remain interesting after they are answered.

When the coast ceased moving

The Dream Cartographer

A map slid beneath the office door while the Ringmaster slept. It showed every wagon in the fair and, between two that stood side by side, a staircase descending into a sea. At the bottom, a neat pencil note asked that a desk be kept free.

The Cartographer arrived with a pencil behind one ear and a coastline in his coat pocket. He now keeps a drafting table beside the window that looks different each morning. Visitors bring a sleeping landscape and the feeling that followed them home; he marks a crossing, never a certainty. Please do not fold the maps along the coast.

Under an unnamed constellation

The Astronomer Royal

The invitation fell from a clock that had never struck midnight. It was addressed to the Astronomer Royal, care of the space between two stars, and bore the Ringmaster's signature in handwriting he would not acquire for another year.

The Royal astronomer followed the unnamed constellation into our highest wagon and politely declined to predict the weather of anyone’s life. His telescope now holds six planetary lenses: each offers a different way of looking at a question. Some nights it points downwards; those are the nights the stars are easier to find in puddles.

When the kettle last sang

The Tea Leaf Widow

Someone left a teacup on the Ringmaster's step, still warm beneath the frost. In its dregs lay a perfect little fair: wheel, gate, six wagons and a seventh that had not been built. Beside the handle was a black leaf shaped like a woman waiting for the kettle.

The kettle finally sang the right tune. The Widow opened the seventh wagon, set out rose porcelain, blue willow and gilt china, and invited the first visitor to leave the final sip. Her imagined leaves settle into small symbols worth discussing, though she insists that no cup can make a promise on another person’s behalf. We still refrain from polishing the spoons.